Dear Blog Readers,
I'm a busy lady. I've got lots of balls to juggle, knives in the fire, other metaphors that mean I'm tired and have a teething one year old. So, I'm going to attempt the unthinkable: I'm going on vacation. Not a long vacation, mind you, but long enough to require some people to fill in for me. I've drafted the following help wanted ad:
Oh how I wish I had drafted this ad, but the geniuses over at Cheezburger.com have that honor.
And no, I probably don't need minions, but if they are as cute as the ones in Despicable Me,
I want them anyway! Do minions do laundry or just take over the world stuff? Because I've got piles of laundry to do before attempting to leave town and a minion could really come in handy.
I say attempt to leave town because we have been trying to vacation all summer and haven't managed to leave town yet. But, its only August, so we're still in that summer window.
Wish me luck!
Yes Sad kitty, I will be back on Wednesday. Enjoy your weekend!