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You are not alone! There are so many questions that cross a person’s mind when going into a confined space with a massage therapist. Until you become a regular and get comfortable with your massage therapist, these can be some of the most awkward moments. We all have the same bizarre questions, but let it be known that these are real questions indeed.

YOU: Do you have a foot fetish?

THERAPIST: No, but we are certified in massage therapy and do know acupressure and reflexology very well if you’ve got something you’d like to address.

YOU: Do I take my underwear off? I like the feel of the open air.

THERAPIST: Most people do remove their undergarments. Whatever you are comfortable with is fine with us.

YOU: (After massage) Can I take you home with me?

THERAPIST: We hear that a lot and appreciate it, but that’s why we offer memberships for you to see us on the regular.

YOU: Can you pour me a glass so I can relax?

THERAPIST: Does this not defeat the purpose of a massage … you are there to relax, so no need for the pre-relax drink.

YOU: Can my spouse watch?

THERAPIST: No offense. It’s YOUR time to unwind and distress so relax and enjoy it. However, we can always do a couple’s massage.

YOU: Will I pass gas?

THERAPIST: Maybe – this is very common. When getting a massage your mind is in relax mode and we get that.

Now that these questions are out of the way, it’s time to literally unwind and get your massage!

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